β€” offspring: d...da..... parent: are you trying to...

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  • offspring: d...da.....
  • parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?
  • offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you
  • parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

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